<3 Fun Sized!! <3

I don’t know why people through such a fit over being short; being short is awesome!! I mean, everybody practically has to bow down just to talk to you, like you’re royalty or something.  Also, short people can get away faster in places where there are a lots of objects crammed together, like, say, an obstacle course. There are so many things we shorties can do, like if you’re really short you can be a full-time jockey or the top of the pyramid on your schools cheer-leading squad. Or you could be the best pokemon trainer EVER!! LOL, now you see? We’re not short, we’re FUN SIZED 😀